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A fix for the pathfinding has been merged, the ugly paths through the group coaster can be removed.

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We want to put attention to that the presentation of the new coaster is starting in five minutes, please attend yourself at the chair that is named on the ticket. Thanks in advance.

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Please, attend your seats, in a few moments the presentation will start.

(Man in dog suit comes running down the hallway with the last kebabs hidden in a popcorn bucket which has been slightly demolished)

(Screen turns on)

(Barbie Girl by Aqua starts playing)

(Man in seat 12 is very amused)

Announcer: "We are experiencing technical problems, we will have an act perform inbetween to compensate for the disturbance we have caused, our apologies."

(unrest breaks out)

(Worlds biggest orchestra enters the stage)

(Orchestra starts playing "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands")

(Somehow the technical problems are fixed very shortly after the orchestra begins playing and they are forced to leave the stage)

(Man in dinosaur suit walks on stage)

Hello and welcome to the first (and probably last) annual OpenRCT Group Park 4 conference meeting, we have been surprised and gracious what reactions this park has gotten, like: "I've already got a park map", "I want to get off Natalie's Putting Green", "I want to go home" and many others. The fact that we obviously are a family with our guests, is very important to us. and totally not free because we want to brainwash everyone and control the world!

So to treat our guests and especially the thrillseekers, we've made a thrilling coaster that will suit the park in having a more diverse ride selection.

Here we present: ASSELSEE!

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Great ride featuring many inversions and reaching high speeds, straight out of Walibi Holland making this the "first ever first ever build slc replaced" . Now you might think, a SLC, does this park even have the money to acclaim this, answer is: No. So what did we do you might think?! We photoshopped it in a spot in the park that shockingly hasn't been used before. Don't be sad though, we will introduce a new coaster! We have plans to open a brand new Zierer track, it's called "Tedious Tree Coaster". And our good photoshopping skills show again, beautiful coaster perfect for raiders to steal your child's precious teddy bear acclaimed on the other side of the park on Philmon Plaza.

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Okay, I see seat 11 empty and a women leaving? Oh, you want to know why I did all this, for a Zierer figure eight track. Well, not exactly true, during the start of the construction of the kiddie coaster, workers were attacked. So we kept hiring Indian and Chinese people to keep staff wage low, but apparently they can't communicate and one would keep coming back saying they all ran away. So we only hired Indian workers, this went well until we discovered a mythical creature was protecting the land that has not been build upon. First we thought it was some badass chicken who was offended by the chicken factory, but one was soon to realise there has never been any chicken at the chicken factory. We kept trying and trying, but that wouldn't pay off, workers would keep disappearing. At a tuesday evening though, hundreds of screams were to be heard, but the screams didn't seem out of fear, what could it be? We quickly discovered that a worker had installed several speakers along the building sites and that he forgot he was still screaming, well...eh..things to relax. SO you might think this is going to stray off, and it really is. In short, mythical bird, bird builds coaster, people use coaster, yay. Ride Iron Bird, to experience the wildest ride of your life...wildest coaster ride of your life...wildest inverted coaster ride of your life...wildest inverted coaster ride in OpenRCT2 Group Park 4 of your life! Also, a lot of people died for this, you really should ride it, just in honor, please, u mean. :( 

(Boogie Wonderland by Earth, Wind & Fire starts to begin playing on loop until last guest has left for 10 minutes)

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(Boogie Wonderland has looped for 45 times as the last guest leaves)

Claimed
Queue: @Broxzier Cascadia, jensj12
Missed: YoloSweggLord, TCE, imlegos, RedScope53, SensualEthiopianPolice , Jochem, Philmon11

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Disclaimer:

No dogs, chickens nor birds were harmed during this presentation.

Sorry if I have offended you or anyone else, this was not the purpose of this. If you feel I have to change something about this post you can send me a private message.

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1 hour ago, Wuis said:

(Man in dog suit comes running down the hallway with the last kebabs hidden in a popcorn bucket which has been slightly demolished)

DobieShep confirmed?

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Not sure if as long as the old news report post that was done on a previous GP

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It's like 50% images, so I doubt it. I think Broxzier's update a few turns back might've even been bigger.

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RIP people that died, I'll name one guest after me, and force him to take a ride, to honour the fallen.

Tomorrow evening I will claim it (about 20 hours for now), in the meantime anyone from the missed turn list may take it.

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